it is unnecessary to repeat the same old mistake when you can make so many interesting new ones.

- bertrand russell

i'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. i suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

- j.d. salinger

a true friend stabs you in the front

- oscar wilde

so, what's it like in the real world? well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

- bill watterson

that's the secret to life... replace one worry with another...

- charlie brown

there are no dialogues, only intersecting monologues

- mark twain

sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane

- philip k. dick

you may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you.

- leon trotsky

pass here and go on. you're on the road to heaven.

- jack kerouac

abstract painting is abstract. it confronts you

- jackson pollock

of course, you realize this means war !

- bugs bunny

how inappropriate that this planet be called Earth, when it should clearly be called Ocean

- arthur c. clarke