war is god's way of teaching americans geography
only a few find the way, some don't recognise it when they do, some don't ever want to
history will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
our bombs are smarter than the average high school student.at least they can find Kuwait.
it is unnecessary to repeat the same old mistake when you can make so many interesting new ones.
i'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. i suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
a true friend stabs you in the front
so, what's it like in the real world? well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
that's the secret to life... replace one worry with another...
there are no dialogues, only intersecting monologues
sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane
you may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you.
pass here and go on. you're on the road to heaven.
abstract painting is abstract. it confronts you
of course, you realize this means war !
how inappropriate that this planet be called Earth, when it should clearly be called Ocean
if you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
in the struggle between yourself and the world second the world
i'd hate to die twice. it's so boring
advertising is legalized lying
what luck for the rulers that men do not think
glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
maybe this world is another planet's hell
properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.
this is the strangest life I've ever known
i may have invented control-alt-delete, but Bill Gates made it really famous
i do not take drugs. i am drugs
talk is cheap. show me the code
the only thing that interferes with my learning is my education
it must be boring being god and having nothing left to discover
when rousing a tiger, use a long stick.
art can never exist without naked beauty being displayed
the ends justify the means
swallow your poison, for you need it badly
it takes an awful long time to not write a book